Episode 1 – It begins

“One house

Two bathrooms

One playroom

One kitchen

One huge bedroom

One bachelorette throne

And 12 bachelorettes

Hazel, Luna, Elise

Corbin, Bridgette, Destiny

Kylie, Nikita, Vickie

Niamh, Canary and Isa.

And then there is I, your host!”

“Blams felt bad for not giving me enough (see none at all) screen time in Light the Way to Heaven, so I get to host this party! A party to determine who will be the lucky lady who will get to sit in the Bachelorette Throne!”

“The Bachelor himself is absent today – he’s needed on the Light the way to Heaven set. Which is perfect. Just us thirteen and the rules.

This challenge is rather simple, follow the rules and you’ll be fine. Everything you do will be noted down in the form of points. The girl with the most points wins.

So, if you wet yourself, pass out, insult me, flirt with me, cause a fire or die, you will most definitely lose points. I’m sure you can understand why. It’s not what our bachelor is looking for in a lady.”

“Every day will begin with a bonding moment. Our bachelor will come visit you and it’ll be the time to build those relationship points, which of course will be critical to your victory. In the afternoon there will be either a Challenge, Social Event or Tournament. All of which are opportunities to gain points.

After every afternoon event, there will be an elimination the next day at 12, after the beforenoon bonding time. You have until then to appeal to the viewers to rack in some extra points for the voting poll.”

“There will be no challenge today ladies. Take today to get to know who your rivals are and to get acquainted with your new home. Try not to start losing points too soon. I’ll just be over here if you need me.”

*crickets*

“Er well okay. I’ll just go read a book then. You guys stay there and just…sit I guess. >_>”

Hazel: If no one else does guess I’ll make the first step.

Elise: I like the deco

Destiny : Looks like all the final contestants are standing up.

Nikita: Don’t get ahead of yourself. We just don’t want to start cheering over the rug like you three.

Niamh: Rugs? Bah, doors are what’s cool! Ooh I like the fact that this frame is missing a door!

Luna: Ahh! An arcade machine! Yas!! I’m going to love it here!

Hazel: Kylie, Kylie come here – ignore my hat piercing your skull – I have a secret to tell you. I’ll probably win.

Kylie: 😡

Destiny: Haha good one

Luna: T_T

Destiny: Ooh I love this gimmick! I used to have this game at home you know.

Luna: I was fine with the arcade on my own.

Bridgette&Elise: *make funny faces at each other*

Kylie: I already have a negative relationship with you.

Hazel: I thought you were going to like that secret.

Vickie: Sooo where do you come from?

Luna: It’s not that I don’t like people – I was just REALLY fine here alone.

Niamh: Ahhhhh sinks everywhere! And nobody’s checking them! They’re going to have thank me for saving them later.

Elise: Watch this! *noms dirt*

Bridgette: I…where did you get the dirt from!?

Elise: Pwot of pwant

Isa: Don’t mind me, I’ll just watch tv. Standing up.

“Sounds good.”

Niamh: I just saved your asses. You guys owe me.

Corbin: Thanks. I guess?

Kylie: Good thing you were here Niamh.

Hazel: When did I get kicked out of the conversation.

Corbin: I should work out. I bet you there’s going to be some kind of physical challenge.

Hazel: And I’ll work on a few spells. There weren’t any rules against using magic 😉

Bridgette: There are way too many people in this tiny space! Starting with Isa who’s blocking the bookcase!

Canary: Look Vickie! I’m so good at this game! Ah yeah!

Vickie: I can’t decide – should I start another book? That last story was fascinating.

Corbin: Who closed the lights

Destiny: They were three on the bridge, three vampires, all of which could easily be called a murderer…

Hazel: Ah but that one vampire isn’t as bad as the others!

Elise: Yeah! He’ll come out of this alive right??

Isa: Obviously, he’s the most powerful!

Niamh: Why can’t anyone scoot over, this isn’t fair.

Luna: So is anyone taking care of lunch?

Hazel: I just don’t understand why they cut me out of the conversation before!

Elise: I don’t know! Why are you yelling at me??

Hazel: Cause you’re the nearest person around!

Elise: *rolls eyes*

“He cradled her in his arms, but it was already too late, she’d lost too much blood”

Isa: Wow did that really happen host?

“Well I guess technically it hasn’t yet.”

Kylie: I can just imagine sitting in that throne…it’s my color too.

Canary: Woah woah girl. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here!

Kylie: I wasn’t doing anything!

Canary: I think you should step away from the throne.

“Yeah I’d take care of your needs guys. We’re not helping you out, and whatever happens, you guys are going to be here tomorrow at 8am. It’d suck to wet yourself in front of everyone.”

Luna: I’m calling the bathroom!

“I hope that’s not me you’re pointing at.”

Canary: I’m just practicing for when we meet the man tomorrow!

Bridgette: Ahh no! I was going to pee, but then everyone was going and then I forgot and AHH

“Someone’s already lost points!”

“Elise, not you too!”

Elise: But I made food for everyone! This isn’t fair 😦

Destiny: Staying up past midnight – those girls are going to be tiiirreeed tomorrow! But not me 🙂

Corbin: ENOUGH! I was here first! I get the salad first!

Kylie&Niamh: Oh god

Vickie: That went downhill quickly.

Niamh: I can’t – the emotion – it’s too much!

Luna: Oh Niamh….do you need help getting up?

Bridgette: I’ll make up for my point loss. I’ll be the one who smells the sweetest tomorrow!

“And thus, everyone went to sleep, having all found a bed – except Bridgette – and all quite anxious to officially meet the Bachelor, in just 3 hours time…”

 

Hazel

Luna

Corbin

Destiny

Kylie

Nikita

Vickie

Niamh

Canary

Isa

Bridgette -2

Elise -2